T-Shirt Safe & Effective - Soylent Green Art
Nov. 18, 2020 [REDACTED] Headline "[REDACTED] and [REDACTED] say final analysis shows c@ronavirus [REDACTED] is 95% effective with no safety concerns." And the 'Safe & Effective' agitprop was born! Luckily, the Pureblood Heart bows to no such golden goat of grotesque mind-thievery. You might ask, "If the [REDACTED] is not Safe & Effective, well what is Safe & Effective?" This T-shirt! Our tribute to the lower half of the Liberty Tree Fertilizing Unit and Combination Freedom Seed Dispenser. Safe, Effective, and Full Commie* Mode Fire Control Bella+Canvas soft and comfy T. Own it while you still can.
*Note: once you go full commie mode there are no returns or refunds.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
*Note: once you go full commie mode there are no returns or refunds.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 |
| M (inches) | 29 | 20 |
| L (inches) | 30 | 22 |
| XL (inches) | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL (inches) | 33 | 28 |