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NEVER FORGET 12.11.2020 NEVER SUBMIT

THE NARRATIVE LIGHT

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This light but satisfying NARRATIVE comes straight out of the tap at our organic fair-trade green energy powered brewery of official truth. Where media hairdos gaslight the finest propaganda ingredients into fizzy yellow apathy. Specially formulated to be consumed in large volumes while enjoying some bread and circuses, The NARRATIVE is always right - and always changing to keep you from waking up with a truth hangover. Shhh. Now now. The Right Side of History is here to help.

Don't get caught without showing support for the [CURRENT THING.] Wrap your bod into our soft and lightweight T, with a little stretch for all those end-of-empire happy hours.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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